numeralsoftheblindprophets:

meraknight:

aquiladafirenze:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

Should I know what that is?

If you are any sort of respectable gamer, of course you should.

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misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

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blacksteelgajeel:

when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

A novel written by me.  (via nofatnowhip)

Even if we’re married for 23 years, I’ll still flirt with you.

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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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